well fuck. 

1. alternativecoreworkout reblogged this from comicbookmetalhead and added:

   Ignore the highlighted stuff and read the whole list. It’s fucking hilarious.

2. somethingofground reblogged this from r-e-d-w-a-t-e-r
3. jfreebird reblogged this from nattramn and added:

   I knew I was going to hell one way or another~

4. mannysamperio likes this
5. nattramn reblogged this from zeste and added:

   I honestly stopped reading at yoga. HAS THIS PERSON TRIED YOGA?! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BETTER YOUF EEL AFTER YOGA?!

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7. zeste reblogged this from kvltpunx and added:

   Technically, you would already be in ” demonic possession” since your body has a skull and a lot of bones. ;-)

8. kvltpunx reblogged this from peppermint-mochaaa and added:

   vegetarianism????  ??????????????????????

9. peppermint-mochaaa reblogged this from deathbedtest and added:

   But these are all the BEST parts about life. Aww. And yoga? Really? Some people are just a little WOOHOO.

10. corgisbeachesandhose reblogged this from dissidentssoul and added:

    If you’re a flying, vampiric werewolf that can summon the dead, you like to keep in shape with a little yoga, play video...

11. dissidentssoul reblogged this from kindheartedsadisticbastard
12. kindheartedsadisticbastard reblogged this from viceking and added:

    There goes all my hobbies….

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16. youwillcomewithme reblogged this from daddyxsporcelaindoll and added:

    I am going to Hell!

17. waitingforestragon reblogged this from mrgiallo
18. eclecticreature reblogged this from superfloof
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20. superfloof reblogged this from space-tits and added:

    VEGETARIANS. I KNEW IT

21. virusinthecity reblogged this from comicbookmetalhead
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23. deathbedtest reblogged this from viceking and added:

    By now I should be completely possessed. It would explain a lot of things.

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27. omegaman13 reblogged this from viceking and added:

    If any of this were true, I should have been possessed years ago.

28. omegaman13 likes this
29. space-tits reblogged this from comicbookmetalhead and added:

    The only legit thing on this list? The Twilight movies.

30. astral-realm likes this
31. daddyxsporcelaindoll reblogged this from livinginhalfshadow and added:

    Well damn we can’t have any fun! Based on this list I should have more than a dozen demons floating around in me right...

32. livinginhalfshadow reblogged this from viceking
33. zincstoat reblogged this from viceking and added:

    Postmodernism? Crikey. I think Lycanthropy and Vampirism might be kind of redundant there though. #)

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39. briangrace reblogged this from bearwoolf and added:

    If I did believe in Satan, I’d hang out with him. I could cross of more than half this list.

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44. harmonic-seventh reblogged this from autumn-will-come and added:

    fucking idiots jrr tolkein was a christian and even converted C S Lewis

45. mikyala reblogged this from electricteaparty and added:

    what the fuck

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47. autumn-will-come reblogged this from invalidarguments and added:

    oh fuck you got me at lord of the rings

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